I’ve been feeling a lot bored and a little depressed lately. Slightly depressed and bored blogging doesn’t lead to interesting and fun-filled blog posts.
I told my husband I have been bored and that I have a very boring life and he asked me the “trick question.”
“What would make it less boring?”
Damned if I know.
Naked mud wrestling possibly? I’m a fat-ass too, so that would make the naked mud wrestling that much interesting. At least for the spectators.
But seriously, I’m pretty easy to entertain. Just let me do something occasionally that doesn’t involve my place of business or my own house.
I want to go on a picnic. I think that would be fun. I’ve been trying to convince my husband.
He used to like doing things like that, back when he was my boyfriend and not my husband.
Its sort of sad to admit that all the “rumors” about marriage are true. You’d be better off to just date forever.
Well, not all of them. We still have sex about the same amount as when we dated, but now I’m sleeping with a boring old man instead of a fun-loving old man.
I’d rather him not want to have sex with me, but still want to have fun.
After all...I can always get my sex from somewhere else.
Posted by YummY! ::
6:24 PM ::
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