Its fun to watch the number of subscribers in my feedburner go up and down, up and down, up and down. They love me. They love me! Oh, wait, they don’t love me anymore.
So, its Thursday. Thursday means I’m off work today. Oh joy. Oh rapture.
This morning we went to Target and I bought a pair of jeans with that $20 gift card I found in the road. I would have bought 2 pair of jeans, but the ONLY pair of jeans in the women’s section of Target that fit me was the one I bought.
I think I could sue, or something. An entire fucking department store, and only one pair of jeans in there for a fatass.
Its lard discrimination.
For fun I checked my visitor stats today.
Outside of the click exchanges, most of my visitors come here from the SBC or from Utopia.
The top 5 search keywords brining people to my site are:
1. Yummy down on this. 2. Take my panties down doctor 3. yummy blogspot 4. living room furniture for overweight people 5. Yummy.
Of course #2 is wrong, because if you read my post before I had to go to the eye doctor, you know how much I hate for doctors to take my panties down.
Now, for whoever was looking for living room furniture for overweight people I recommend a sofa, a coffee table, maybe a recliner and a love-seat or something. Those always worked for me. I don’t recommend bean-bags or anything inflatable.
Oh, and Webkittyn voted for me in the first Shitty Blog Survivor task.
